Title: Chat Up
Challenge: Old Joke
Team: Death Eaters
Length: 5 X 100
Rating: R
A/N: I ran out of time before the challenge was officially over, but I just had to get in my favourite bad joke. Come to think on it, it’s the only joke I actually know by heart… Also, a nod to Victoria Wood’s classic series, Dinnerladies.
Tag Archives: humour
2016-02-08 Chat Up; Old Joke Challenge
Facebook Fanfiction Writer’s 100-Word Challenge – Day Eighteen: Terry Prachett Quote
Day Eighteen: “But set fire to him and he’s warm for the rest of his life.” (Pratchett)
Title: The Greater Good
Team: Death Eaters
Challenge: Dental, Teeth Challenge
Length: 100
Rating: PG
A/N: I know I am committing heresy when I say that I’m not a great fan of Pratchett, but it was day 18’s prompt.
Facebook Fanfiction Writer’s 100-Word Drabble Challenge – Day Eleven: Decrepit
Day Eleven: Decrepit
Title: Old Enough To Know Better
Team: Death Eaters
Challenge: Age Challenge
Length: 100
Rating: PG
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Fanfiction Writer’s Club 100-Word Drabble Challenge – Day Two: Fertile
Day Two: Fertile
Title: It Grows With The Telling
Team: Death Eaters
Challenge: Dialogue Only Challenge
Length: 100
Rating: G
2015-03-23 The Objects In The Rear-View Mirror May Appear Closer Than They Are; Label Challenge
Title: The Objects In The Rear-View Mirror May Appear Closer Than They Are
Challenge: Label Challenge
Team: Death Eaters
Length: 2 X 100
Rating: G
Warnings: Very bad puns and no romance
A/N: stgulik has the most fun challenges. I hope this one meets the RDA, sweetie!
2015-03-02 Ninety-nine Reasons
Just a little thing I was working on. I want to get it off my ‘work in progress’ file.
2013-01-27 Never Before And Never Again
Severus opened his eyes, and wished he hadn’t.
Pillock.
A groan drifted from the sepulcher of his suffering body. He wondered when one got old enough to know better. Apparently he’d not yet reached that august age.
Never again. I mean it, this time.
He rolled over, wincing. Chasing firewhisky with gillywater – what was he thinking?
Never again will I let that wild-haired little witch goad me—
A soft, warm body snuggled against his shoulder, wild-haired, naked. “Never again what?”
He froze. “Did we—?”
“Oh, yeah,” Hermione purred. “So what are you never doing again?”
He smiled. “Never mind.”
The Witchhiker’s Guide To Beltane
Summary: Wizarding Britain, ten years after the war. Things are good, but the Ministry thinks what’s needed is a good old fashioned Beltane revel. Hogwarts is just the place to do it. In the meantime, Severus isn’t enjoying life right now; he’s the subject of Rita Skeeter’s new tell-all book. And don’t get Hermione started on how Ron continues to make her life a misery. Perhaps this Beltane stuff may just be the ticket to help them out as well. Written for Jenidralph in the winter 2013 LiveJournal SSHG_Prompfest.
Characters:: Argus Filch, Filius Flitwick, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Hogwarts, Minerva McGonagall, Original Character, Other Canon Witch/Wizard, Pomona Sprout, Poppy Pomfrey, Rita Skeeter, Ronald Weasley, Severus Snape
Genres: Epilogue, What Epilogue?, Erotica, Friendship, Humor, Mystery/Suspense, Romance Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content, Language Read the rest of this entry »
Father Figure – Part Two
Summary: In the ten years since the Battle of Hogwarts, Severus Snape has worked very hard to free himself from his old life in order to become a respected Headmaster. Of course, his wife Hermione loves him regardless, but will an innocent board game change the entire future of their marriage, not to mention Severus’ view of his own kindler, gentler self? Written as a gift for the incomparable Subvers in the LJ 2011 SSHG Exchange.
Characters:: Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy, Severus Snape
Genres: Drama, Epilogue, What Epilogue?, Erotica, Romance, Smut Warnings: none Read the rest of this entry »
Every Day Is Saturday
Summary: Snape finally found the strength to go on without Lily, but what really is there left to do? Life can turn on a sixpence, even on a dead ordinary, rainy Saturday…
Characters:: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Friendship, Humor, Romance Warnings: none
This little story was written for the Inaugural SSHG_Promptfest 2013, based on a prompt from an_oesis: One day in their life together. Apprentice and master, man and wife, unlikely flatmates, or maybe just colleagues – twenty four hours in their world. May I just say that the characters in this story are the property of JK Rowling, and that I make no money from this story. I just make friends and hopefully people smile from it.
Many thanks as always to the breathtaking stgulik, for her beta work and friendship. A good beta is essential, but a beta like stgulik is a gift of the gods.
Teddy Raye 