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2016-02-08 Chat Up; Old Joke Challenge

Title: Chat Up
Challenge: Old Joke
Team: Death Eaters
Length: 5 X 100
Rating: R
A/N: I ran out of time before the challenge was officially over, but I just had to get in my favourite bad joke. Come to think on it, it’s the only joke I actually know by heart… Also, a nod to Victoria Wood’s classic series, Dinnerladies.


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Facebook Fanfiction Writer’s 100-Word Challenge – Day Eighteen: Terry Prachett Quote

Day Eighteen: “But set fire to him and he’s warm for the rest of his life.” (Pratchett)
Title: The Greater Good
Team: Death Eaters
Challenge: Dental, Teeth Challenge
Length: 100
Rating: PG
A/N: I know I am committing heresy when I say that I’m not a great fan of Pratchett, but it was day 18’s prompt.

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Facebook Fanfiction Writer’s 100-Word Drabble Challenge – Day Eleven: Decrepit

Day Eleven: Decrepit
Title: Old Enough To Know Better
Team: Death Eaters
Challenge: Age Challenge
Length: 100
Rating: PG
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Fanfiction Writer’s Club 100-Word Drabble Challenge – Day Two: Fertile

Day Two: Fertile
Title: It Grows With The Telling
Team: Death Eaters
Challenge: Dialogue Only Challenge
Length: 100
Rating: G

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2015-03-23 The Objects In The Rear-View Mirror May Appear Closer Than They Are; Label Challenge

Title: The Objects In The Rear-View Mirror May Appear Closer Than They Are
Challenge: Label Challenge
Team: Death Eaters
Length: 2 X 100
Rating: G
Warnings: Very bad puns and no romance
A/N: stgulik has the most fun challenges. I hope this one meets the RDA, sweetie!


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Posted by on March 23, 2015 in GrangerSnape100

 

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2015-03-02 Ninety-nine Reasons

Just a little thing I was working on. I want to get it off my ‘work in progress’ file.


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Posted by on March 1, 2015 in GrangerSnape100

 

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2013-01-27 Never Before And Never Again

Severus opened his eyes, and wished he hadn’t.

Pillock.

A groan drifted from the sepulcher of his suffering body. He wondered when one got old enough to know better. Apparently he’d not yet reached that august age.

Never again. I mean it, this time.

He rolled over, wincing. Chasing firewhisky with gillywater – what was he thinking?

Never again will I let that wild-haired little witch goad me—

A soft, warm body snuggled against his shoulder, wild-haired, naked. “Never again what?”

He froze. “Did we—?”

“Oh, yeah,” Hermione purred. “So what are you never doing again?”

He smiled. “Never mind.”

 
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Posted by on February 24, 2015 in GrangerSnape100

 

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