With apologies to toblass, who asked for this ages ago and I never finished.
Title: Le Petit Mort Par Chocolat
Length: Too damn long
Summary: Whatever you do, don’t mention his birthday. I did, but I think I got away with it…
A/N: I’m sorry, I didn’t let stgulik do her job on this and it shows. But Thursday’s the Prof’s birthday, and these drabbles don’t write themselves and if they did, these characters would still belong to JKR. But I don’t think she’ll miss them for this little piece of silliness…